草草落下的文字雨

　　话说小飞在床底忧郁了一个星期，我也由它。反正它半夜会出来吃东西，准备好水和食物就行了。我还丢了几块石头进去，让它有兴致时“攀岩”，锻炼身体。

　　问题是——三月学校假期到了，它的饲主（其实比较像侍仆）不日要出门，没人愿意服侍它……没办法，饲主只好准备好一星期的食物和水，让小飞自生自灭了。希望它不像某个故事中颈上挂了一圈饼干结果还是饿死的人那么懒惰啦！

　　结果，饲主出门风流快活了五天，回到家里一看——啊！！！！！！！！！！

　　飞将军啊飞将军！你……你……瞒得我好苦啊！为什么……为什么罐子里会有那么多小将军跑来跑去啊？

　　原来，我的飞将军是花木兰！

大力推荐：

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

向英国的Susan Boyle致敬！

I Dreamed a Dream

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
When dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
As they turn your dream to shame

And still I dream he'll come to me
Then we will live our lifes together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.

今年刚开始学剪图画：

最“大粒”那颗本来要剪灯笼，不小心剪坏了，结果将错就错变成石榴，嘿嘿！那个右下角的“春”是一个蛋，因客家话里的“蛋”叫做“春”。其它两个是普通灯笼。

动物剪纸：

图解：

1. 右上角那只是青蛙，不敢贴，婆婆说新年“呱呱呱”不吉利。我倒想把它贴在屋顶，美其名“顶呱呱”。

2. 两支蝙蝠今年也没上榜，计划剪够五只，贴在大门，曰“五福临门”，明年吧！

3. 右边那只是吃太多的胖蝎子，若剪掉尾巴可以变成胖蜘蛛。

4.  咳……咳……咳！左边那只额头上有“王”字的……就是鼎鼎有名，会“喵喵”叫的山大王啦！呜呜，失败啊……

还有就是：

小“秀”一下新年前剪的一些花样，刚从墙壁及门上拿下来，呵呵！（我知道新年过去很久啦……）留下些记录，看明年会进步多少。

小花样：

中花样：

大花样：

以上都是些土头土脑的“雕花小技”。既然今天是愚人节，就不介意献丑了！